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Feb. 5th, 2008

  • 9:40 PM
duck in a shoe
La la la la la. I am Jason and I smell. And I never update this because I suck.
And this is definitely me, Jason, and not anyone else updating on my behalf. Woo!

And now, here is a song for you all:

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you want my future forget my past,
If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting my precious time,
Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my love are you for real,
I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like MC who likes it on an
Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
and as for me..ah you'll see,
Slam your body down and wind it all around
Slam your body down and wind it all around.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,
Make it last forever friendship never ends,
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you
gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Slam your body down zigazig ah
If you wanna be my lover.

Pip pip...ticketyboo

  • Sep. 23rd, 2007 at 8:56 AM
duck in a shoe
I am eying a dark rum as if it were a long lost friend that I am not sure I should greet.

Creepy stuff

  • Sep. 15th, 2007 at 9:17 AM
duck in a shoe
Zionism freaks me the fuck out. The idea of a physical homeland based on some vague modernist religious principal. What creeps you to the bone?

Salam alaikum!

  • Jul. 14th, 2007 at 11:48 AM
duck in a shoe
Some things i am thinking about haha i'm sow siwwy...

Strife has its place in an uneasy struggle with and in ones so-called rational faculties.

Do not confuse myth for a political mandate, nor political rationale for a key to the soul.

Let a people join their state with religion, if you were truly a modern relativist and not a holy warrior fighting for the god of secularism you would let them be.

That is of course only if they would let them selves be, which seems increasingly difficult when modernity is so colonial and pervasive.

'They' or 'them' of course is a sometimes useful but mostly misleading term pertaining to the other, whereas 'we' humans are simply trying to live in unity with what the universe has revealed itself to be.

This just in...

  • Jun. 29th, 2007 at 2:43 PM
duck in a shoe
Silly ideologues place too much faith in words. More in the news at four-thirty... and five, and seven-thirty, and ten, and the late news at eleven, and on the internet twenty-four hours a day.

When the cows come home

  • Jun. 8th, 2007 at 9:33 AM
duck in a shoe
Will the cows ever come home? It's inconceivable really, given my penchant for barricading my door and sitting in the corner with a steely expression and a knife by my side. That's enough about me...what about you? Who sent you here? I bet it was those goons from the Bilderberg group. Or maybe you're some slick assasin sent by the Free Mason's, but wait, where is your giant moose head if that were the case. I know, you're one of those freaks who is affraid of obscure concentrations of power and influence...what's that? You've come to free me from my delusions of subjugation. You tell me I am free? Well ok then, good. Free for you to poop on? No Rockefeller, stay back, Noooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaargh (gurgle).

Alert

  • Jun. 4th, 2007 at 3:08 AM
duck in a shoe
I'm up garding the house, it's 0320 hours. Jo wont swap the day shift or even take turns with me. This business of defence is far more important than regular sleeping patterns godammit! As soon as you shut your eyes they're at the door, messing around, trying to figure out the mechanism. Pretty soon they're gonna get sick of tinkering and just burst on through...or maybe they stole a key from a previous tennant. Soon enough some thin spidery freak will be able to slip through the shute. I'll be ready for him though, armed...to the teeth.

It ate everybody

  • May. 14th, 2007 at 5:06 PM
duck in a shoe
Yay! I did my last presentation today! Whats that? Semesters pretty much over anyway? Oh well... yay!

I had cellabratory tortillas. They're my favourite...

Blub

  • Apr. 29th, 2007 at 10:12 AM
duck in a shoe

Alms for the sober?

This is what happened to meme today.

Blub is the synthesis, the excrement of mind. An idea is poo, to be discarded while getting on with the proper business of flux.

I need a job... oh, thats right, I do have a job. I just chose not to show up today.

I need another job.

I'd like to thank jesus, the academy, and Reagan's right nipple (which contained all of his evil).

Wow I'm Deep

  • Apr. 27th, 2007 at 3:51 PM
duck in a shoe
All this intellectualness is making me hungry: For the recipe of what I am about to eat consult your higher faculties and then ask for directions on how to get to your shoulder, where a little man dressed in white robes should impart some nonsense about doing the right thing.

Musing on Anarchy

  • Apr. 25th, 2007 at 1:59 PM
duck in a shoe

A self-sustaining anarchy can not come about through means of physical force, only by the adaptation of certain ideals by all (literally every single human) in a society, can an atmosphere without the need of brute force be created. This by no means takes into account the amount of pschological coercion that may exist between two humans. Is the anarchist ideal an earthwide cult where there is no need for police or states or government because people have adopted ways of influencing things to their liking through the manipulation of the collective psychi over generations. Is, say, an anarchist leaflet just an attempt to cause someone to think differently than they already do? What is the difference between influence and coercion? Surely if coercion is the use of authority or force in order to cause something, and ones ability to influence is an indication of their authority, then the more an anarchist influences the populace the more authority they command. The more authority an anarchist commands, the less he is the anarchist and the more he is the archy. The only way to escape this trap is to not tell people this or that but make them question (Itself a kind of coercion).

The role of an anarchist ideal at the present state of things is to continually question those who would coerce another for the purpose of furthering their own agender. This ultimately and most importantly involves questioning one's own agender in attempting to coerce either through force or disseminating information. Anarchy like veganism or Plato's Republic, are impossible and simplistic ideals that could not exist on earth amongst humans. Only a man on a desert island can be an anarchist.

Even non-violent resistance is a kind of force. It is a trite comparison but try stopping a bowling ball with a relaxed hand, force is required in order to resist. When an anarchist resists coersion by the state they are applying a kind of violence. There is a large and incredibly grey area between resistance attack. Any action can only be justified by arbitrary beliefs in right and wrong, there is no deductible logic outside of pure belief that can be used to prove whether things are good or bad. However there can be inconsistancies between a persons actions and their belief system that have occured because of failure of language and the intoxication of "emotional truth."

Language is infinately falible in describing anything even remotely accurately. When language is used carefully and with precision it is still flawed in that for any statement to be true it would need infinite qualification. Emotional truth is slippery and changes from person to person, reflecting only their constitution at a particular point in time and ever changing its form.

duck in a shoe

So many mindless suckerfish punks these days just soak in the simplistic lyrics like so much unfilltered gospel. They dont seem to get that the point many bands are trying to make is to "do as we do and not as we say." What do many (certainly not all) punk rock bands do? I here you ask. They generally try to think for themselves or at least write lyrics that give the impression that they don't just tow the conventional and societal lines. Sure many follow the aesthetic conventions of their social group, but they are differentiating themselves from mainstream society. You don't have to. You may want to and that's fine, but by regurgitating a bunch of ideas you picked up in a song you're worse than the preacher reading from the bible, at least he's got more material to work with. That's not to say a preacher is more right or truer but he is certainly armed with more things to say. 

Quantity is not the be all and end all but if you have more of the picture you can better recognise what it is and possibly what it means  to you. Punk rock is the impetus to action, a spark that may ignite a hungry mind, it is not dogma, it is the destruction of dogma. Don't preach punk, because the bands are already doing it for you. Let their simple and catchy but socially aware lyrics give you the strength to learn and question. Question yourself, question the music and read some goddamn books. Not just, "How to be a green-lefty anarcho-punk for beginners," but shit that goes against your views. If you are affraid of seeing the other side of the coin then there is a breeze behind your convictions, with the mere facade of a gale. A facade of peircings, spiked hair and torn denim. 

The best way to prove someone wrong is to walk them through their own argument until you both hit a wall. This wall will usually be a moral one, something that cuts to very point at which logic becomes belief. The "what is actually good or really important argument" has no end and cannot be resolved, but taking a person to this point in their own argument may serve to reveal to them that what they thought was true wasn't based on logic but a pure belief in this or that. Depending on how deep this was buried under "false" logic it may reveal to this person something they don't like about themselves. This will most likely result in irrational hardening of stance and anger as opposed to a heartfelt "forgive me for I was wrong." 

It is rarely a few contrary words that will fundamentaly change a persons beliefs, only large life events or an evolution over time of the persons own thought processes, by means of their own thought processes, can alter fundamental beliefs. That said it also pays to be prepared on your own side because something you say may just possibly plant a "meme" or thought virus in this persons mind leading to an eventual change in beliefs down the track, or cause a humble (not to be confused with weak) person to admit that societal and neurologically derived "memes" were imposed, by life and living, in their dominant thought processes and clouded their judgment on a certain issue.

Personally I listen to punk rock because of how it makes me feel, not how it makes me think. Listening to NOFX's, The Decline, once through or some Propagandhi should plant enough seeds in the old noggin' to compel some further socio-political research. For so many however, the catchy lyric is the end, not the beginning of the road. Rember, nothing is true, only permitted. Even these words and that statement. You are never more right than the person you are arguing against, you just believe you are, and that's ok.

It is a small step from difference to hierarchy and one easily stumbled across.

Hmmm... I think i'll have a beef shnitzel for lunch. Do you believe that?

All Hail Discordia! (or don't, all I know is that I'm about to have one damn fine shnitzel)

duck in a shoe
No statement can ever be made without the opposite also being true.

Except for: "I like baba ghanoush."